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SCHEDULED
DECLASSIFICATION
JUL 24–26 2026

CASE FILE: WP-2005-V // [X] SCHEDULED DECLASSIFICATION

Camp Woody Pine

Close Encounters of the Woody Kind

21 years after the incident, the mystery returns.

▸ ABSTRACT — INCIDENT REPORT

At 22:47 hours on 24 JUL 2005, a luminous unidentified craft was observed at low altitude over the wooded site locally known as "Camp Woody Pine." Six teenage witnesses, then engaged in the construction of a -rated elevated structure ("the fort"), reported a sustained cyan-spectrum beam descending from the craft's underside, accompanied by long-limbed figures.

Witness accounts of the minutes that followed are inconsistent and were classified pending further review. Standard memory-suppression protocols were applied to all parties. Subjects were released to civilian life under the cover designation of "a routine summer campout."

Twenty-one years later, the original site of contact (current codename: "Castle Wolfenstein") has registered renewed . Per Directive 7-A, the surviving witness pool is to be reassembled at the original coordinates for scheduled declassification.

> OPERATION CODENAME: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE WOODY KIND
> WITNESS RETURN: MANDATORY

SCHEDULE // open dossier //

▸ DOSSIER — SCHEDULED ITINERARY

FRI12:00

Arrival Early reservations accommodated by appointment.
FRIPM

Yard games, pool games, (jock) jams
FRINIGHT

BYOP — Build Your Own Pizza Featuring Redman Marunde's homemade dough.
SAT09:00

River float Put in at Bristol Park landing, float to Castle Wolfenstein.
SAT12:00

Self-made sammies Ingredients provided.
SAT15:00

The Woodies Feats of Strength Competition
SATNIGHT

Hands Jennings Smoked Meat Presents: All You Can Eat Pulled Pork.
SUNAM

Pancake eating contest Featuring snow cone syrup shots.

RSVP // record new abduction //

▸ ABDUCTION INTAKE FORM — FILE YOUR REPORT

All witnesses must register prior to the event. Provide accurate intel. Falsified reports will be .

PRIMARY WITNESS NAME * STATUS *

DAYS ON SITE *

Select all you'll attend.

FRI 24 SAT 25 SUN 26

ADDITIONAL WITNESSES IN YOUR PARTY

List anyone coming with you and flag adult or kid. You (primary) are counted as one adult automatically. Leave blank if solo.

PARTY SIZE: 1 (1 adult, 0 kids)

OVERNIGHT AT CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN? * DIETARY RESTRICTIONS / ALLERGIES NOTES / INTEL

THE WOODIES // the incident //

▸ THE INCIDENT — WOODIES FEATS OF STRENGTH PROTOCOL

// event manifest pending final declassification //
// current status: planning phase //

CONFIRMED EVENTS:

Mudball
Nail Drive

Awaiting final approval from .

> The Woodies is a separate registration from your campout RSVP. Teams enlist independently.

▸ FEATURED YARD GAMES

Volleyball

Pool Time

Cornhole

Kan Jam

Spikeball

Ax Throwing

Fruit Launcher

Mudball

Ditchem

▸ SCHEDULED ACTIVITIES

SAT · 09:00 River Float — Bristol Park landing to Castle Wolfenstein
SAT · 15:00 The Woodies Feats of Strength

▸ SUSPECTED ASSETS IN ATTENDANCE

COACH GRIFF
COACH McGEE
COACH MESS
MRS. MESS: SAT · UNCONFIRMED

▶ PAID PROGRAMMING

BYOP
FRIDAY!

★ AS SEEN AT THE INCIDENT ★

Redman Marunde's Homemade Pizza Dough

Hand-tossed since 2005.

Accept NO imitations! When alien forces threaten your Friday night, only one dough rises to the occasion. Stretchy. Reliable. Suspiciously perfect. Build your own pizza and taste the difference a real craftsman makes.

Not responsible for abductions occurring mid-bake. Dough may exhibit unexplained luminescence. Results not verified by any earthly agency.

ALL YOU
CAN EAT!

★ LOCALLY FAMOUS ★

Hands Jennings Smoked Meats

Low. Slow. Federally investigated.

Smoked to perfection — that's the Hands Jennings guarantee. All-you-can-eat pulled pork, Saturday night at the site. Bring a plate. Bring two. Bring a witness. You'll want backup for this one.

Meat may cause spontaneous witness cooperation. Consumption implies consent to declassification. Void where prohibited by the Department.

▸ COORDINATES

21425 MEADOWVIEW LN
BRISTOL, IN 46514
CODENAME: "CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN"

FORM 7-A // REV. 03/85 // FILED BY: R.